Breaking up with my long-term partner is a damp squib. We broke up last week and I didn't even shed a single tear. And right now, I am already on the search for someone who can replace him. Are there any volunteers here?

Feels like I'm left behind. My friends have had amazing nights with their boyfriends, but here I am all alone in the four corners of my room. This time, I have to change my destiny. I have a supple skin and a tight hole I can offer to a bloke who has...

BOLD. This means I'm courageous, and I don't know when to stop. When the show becomes intense, I do my job to make it more than that. I'm a professional cowgirl who's good at driving men wild, giving them satisfaction.

The most important thing for me now is having someone who can show me how to have a good time. I don't give a fuck about having a man who will live with me for the rest of my life. There are only a few years left in my tank, so I want to spend it in ...

I bloody want my bloke to be from Star Wars, a Jedi-Knight-type with a stiff and deadly lightsaber we can toy together with by midnight. I always get a legendary Yoda-kind-of bloke. Green and little. I'm gonna tell yeh I'm far from being chuffed abou...

I have lots of fantasies I need help with! Just so you know, I can't do anything serious, this is purely for fun. If u think you can handle me get in touch ;)