Mates say that I have a piss poor sense of humour for laughing at the most inappropriate times. But there are just some things in life that you need to inject some humour into in order to cope with the situation. Do you feel the same way?

What's the use of my big knockers if they don't serve their purpose? This is why I'm here as I'm a generous lass. I like sharing my everything. I have an altruistic personality, and you don't need to worry about me charging you. A marvelous casual af...

Having to dress up in costumes for themed events is my favourite. There are even times that I take role-playing a step further and incorporate the outfits I've accumulated over the years. I wonder who would love to discipline a naughty nurse or sinfu...

I value comfort over being fashionable. I'd often be found in my flat wearing nothing but a white shirt and thigh high socks. I stay in rather than go out and party. Heavy snogging on the couch over uncomfortable groping in a bathroom stall.

I wouldn't deny the fact that I've been shagged by hundreds of men since time immemorial. My cunt is not that tight as enormous penises have ripped me apart. So I'm in search of a man who'll accept me for who I am.

I'm not the materialistic kind of lass, but geezers easily catch my attention no matter how far they are. It's great to see men in suits and boots. They're very dapper, and it looks like they have a bath or a shower every day, making them smell good.