I can't say I am happy with what I have not, because I am not. No matter how much money I have or how long are my free times, I can't feel happiness at all. Maybe I need the help of a vigorous young lad to feel pleased again.

I've been separated for years and now I am ready to put a leg over lads who wouldn't mind having their cocks used by a lady like myself. I promise that I'd start slow until I hear gruff moans and pleads to go faster.

I got roped into getting married at a young age with a boring bloke who only knew how to fuck in missionary. He couldn't even keep himself stiff enough to finish me off. Now that I've left that miserable bloke, I am looking forward to taking back the...

I am delighted to find out how easy access to pornography is nowadays. Back then it would have to mean sneaking around smutty novels or nude magazines, films were even out of reach unless you know someone. I often binge-watch and found that MILFs is ...

Have my sex toys ready. My flatmate only comes home once a week, and that's good news. On the days that she's not home, my sweet fanny and my wild vibrators can play with each other. Oh, the best part is inserting my four naughty fingers into my fann...

A cuppa with a dash of whiskey and an electrical boyfriend in hand, that's how I would end my nights. I would love it if my dildo gets replaced with a real prick soon, I'm growing older and am getting a tad bit impatient.