Buff lads with wide shoulders, those are the ones that attract me the most. Though it doesn't hurt if I come across blokes who are hung as a race horse. I'm not fragile and I definitely know how to have fun.

I prefer beer over wine. Even a sophisticated-looking lady like me loves a good pint along with her fish and chips. Never could go wrong with a classic. Also, wouldn't go wrong with shagging a lady who has plenty of sexual experience.

It's not easy to pull gents at my age, but when I do, I show them how good it feels to be with a woman twice their age. I like to think that I ruin them for the younger lasses because most of them tend to come back to me for another taste.

My teenage years are undoubtedly the greatest moments of my life. My beauty knows no bounds that time, and I always have the boys at our school wanting to get to know me. I can't help but smile as I remember those glorious days. If only I could bring...

Flowers and sweets are nice, but I would rather receive the best fucking shagging experience there is with a fit young bloke. I don't want to waste my time imagining the things I might miss out just because of my age.

The most exciting shag I've ever had was in the university library a few decades ago. It was titillating because of the added danger of getting caught at any moment. I remember I bit my tongue in my effort to keep my mouth shut while I creamed all ov...