Making a lady like me pleased is easy peasy. You just have to show me how hungry you are for me and how much you want to taste me. And I suggest that you do that by talking to me in a very dirty and slutty way.

A cool girl who'll cook for you in her red heels. With my good skills in cooking, you'd surely want more. I'm also a sweet lass who'll take care of you and let you play with my boobies whenever you want to.

The first thing I look at when I visit someone else's house for the first time is their bathroom. A dirty loo is a big turn off for me. I mean, there's nothing adorable about a man who can't clean his own bathroom. Might as well dump his dirty ass on...

I am comparable to a sex goddess that goes throughout releasing naughty and sensual vibes. Such vibes are so powerful that it can turn even the most straightforward gentleman into a wild and horny being.

The men I knew always preferred tight over those with loose holes. However, I think that there is no such thing as a wide vagina. Only small dicks. Ooops! I don’t mean to offend anyone. Please tell me that what I said didn’t offend you.

I want to escape the real world, and go to a different world where flirting and having sex is not seen as immoral. I'd be chuffed if a bloke can lick my arse any time or if he can drink from my strawberry creams.