Breaking up with my long-term partner is a damp squib. We broke up last week and I didn't even shed a single tear. And right now, I am already on the search for someone who can replace him. Are there any volunteers here?

Me: 30-year-old female with a generally positive outlook on life, living alone, no piercing, zero tattoos, one car, one cat, and one (slightly used) vagina.

I'm easily smitten with blokes who know when to use their strong power to make women wet. I consider them as sexy gods sent from above to make lasses wild with pleasure. If you think you're one of them, message me. I'm a little bit dry and I need som...

I'm fond of social activities and entertainment. I dress up nicely simply because I like to stand out from the rest. Let me make it clear though that I don't choose who to hang out with. Whether you're someone whose simple or not, I'd gladly be of se...

Honest. I'm not used to lying. If you ask where I've been the whole day, I'd tell you the truth. Sweet. I give lots of hugs from behind and gentle kisses in the morning. And I prepare breakfast in bed.

During the times when I am at a loose end, I choose to be alone inside my bedroom with a vibrator in my hand and you probably already know what I plan to do. Yes, I am fond of using sex toys to please myself and if you are just all good with that, le...