I will never ask you to love me. I deserve to be loved, and you deserve to be loved too. The thing is I can't reciprocate it which is unfair. I will feel bad about myself and especially for you if that happens. Promise me that you won't make me feel ...

A cuppa with a dash of whiskey and an electrical boyfriend in hand, that's how I would end my nights. I would love it if my dildo gets replaced with a real prick soon, I'm growing older and am getting a tad bit impatient.

Been busy adding another string to my bow I forgot how flirting is. It's been a long time since someone put his knob into my fanny. Now that I terribly miss getting off with someone, I'm offering myself to whoever is willing to take me.

I think I baked just about every flavour of pie there is on this planet by being the model housewife. The best pie does not involve an oven though. The recipe includes a dashing lad's dipstick, a bed-- though not necessarily, and my aching cunt.

I'm a free-spirited dame who has a profound understanding of life itself. My mature state of mind helps me avoid getting annoyed by silly circumstances that get in my way of getting work done and reaching my dream.

Watching YouTube videos after waking up in the morning. Usually, the funny ones or about cooking stuffs. Sometimes, about fashion or make up. I make it a habit to watch at least one that can either make me laugh or learn something.