Afternoon tea is boring! I don't know why it's expected that ladies as old as me would enjoy them, but I'd rather have fish and chips plus a pint of Guinness. The icing on the cake would be to have a hot and heavy shag with a lad at the end of the ni...

Wearing leather lingerie always tickles my fancy, nothing like an outfit to complete the fantasy and atmosphere. Whenever I wear costumes, I always go all out on it. I have collected enough clothing and accessories to make any fantasy come true.

So what does an old lady like me have to do to get a bloke who can fuck me into oblivion? I've been alone for so long that I have already forgotten what it is like to have someone's breath against my skin.

Being fucked hard is not enough. There should be lots of grinding here and there. I only stop when I'm ready for the knacker's yard or when I need to go on a pee break as I don't like pissing on my clean, soft bed.

I can be the best thing that could happen to you right now. A single message is all it takes to make your night a bit better. Tell me, what's holding you back from sending me a message? Is it because I am old and wrinkly?

In my humble opinion, getting fucked from behind is one of the best positions. It always gets me off, makes me cream all over a cock. Though I reckon there might be new ways to get shagged, with youngsters being more creative now than when I was thei...