There's nothing I hate the most than men who cum first before their woman. It is really frustrating to have a bloke who doesn't know how to take a lady to orgasm land. I mean, how hard can it be to make a woman cum. It's a lot easier than it looks.

I've been feeling sad and lonely for about two weeks now because my ex-boyfriend dumped me over text. Yes, my former partner is as thick as mince because he had the guts to dump a lass like me. And just a while ago, I realized that I already need to ...

My career took up most of my younger years. I don't regret it but I mourn the days of having to turn down fit blokes. Now that I have retired, I am going to do my damnest to try and shag as many lads as I can.

I get handsy when I'm around handsome lads who are friendly with old ladies such as myself. They make me simper with all the compliments they hand my way. Sometimes I just want to kiss them all over and would even give them a shag to remember if they...

I may have outstanding accomplishments, but I don't have high expectations. I'm a down-to-earth lady who's happy talking with anybody. Whatever and whoever you are, you should know that I'm not condescending.

I repay evil with kindness. If you spank me, you'd have the best handjob. If you choke me, I'd be delighted to take all of your hot string of pearls. If you slap my face, prepare for a glorious moment.