I used to be a happy-go-lucky kind of lass until I realized that I am slowly getting old already. Now that I am at this age, some things are a bit out of reach now. I hope it's not too late for me to enjoy what life has planned out for me.

Not getting the chance to wank or shag makes me feel barmy! I would like to at least have one orgasm on a daily basis, thank you very much. I am content doing it on my own, but where's the fun in that? Why not be a dear, and help a good woman out?

I want to escape the real world, and go to a different world where flirting and having sex is not seen as immoral. I'd be chuffed if a bloke can lick my arse any time or if he can drink from my strawberry creams.

Growing up in a conservative family, I didn't have the chance to explore my naughty and dirty sides. Back when I was younger, I also didn't have the chance to flirt with a bunch of lads. But now that I am older, I am ready to try every naughty thing ...

When I space out, it's rather due to the filthy thoughts and day dreams that run through my head. I am always up for roleplaying, especially for a bloke who keeps in character until the very end. I am also fond of reading fanfiction and get a few ide...

Don't make me stay because I won't. Don't beg for me to love you forever because that won't happen either. And don't you dare put a ring in my finger. If there's one thing you can do, that is to keep me happy and burn with lust.