Not a stand-up comedian, but I made my ex laughed with my funny faces and by making fun of things around. I do have my own sense of humour, and it just comes out naturally. I never want to fake anything.

How am I supposed to live without a bloke in my life? Well, I can, except for the days when I feel randy, but there's no warm-blooded attractive creature near me to send me to the end of the rainbow where there's a pot of gold. Do you ask the sam...

I probably would be the luckiest lady in the world if I am to stumble upon a lad who does not give up easily with regards to pleasing a woman's body. I'd love to find someone who will work hard for my ultimate orgasm.

Let me just say that I am so horny at this moment and all I want to do is to touch and finger my fanny. Unfortunately, I couldn't do that without the help of a dishy lad's dirty and nasty words. So, I'm looking for a lad who has a mind full of sexy a...

For me, a real gentleman is someone who will make sure to make her lady cum first before nutting in her. I am looking for a lad like that. Nothing can make me happier than having a gentleman who knows how to give her woman the pleasure she deserves.

I am looking for a proper lad who can make me feel sexy, strong, and able to take on the world, without doing anything special or uttering sweet words. For me, a proper man can do that by staying by my side when things get rough.