I am a big fan of pirate shows. I fall in love with pirates primarily because of Johnny Depp's Jack Sparrow. It might be weird, but Captain Jack became my standard when it comes to guys I want to fuck. If you think you are like the crazy captain, eve...

I'm currently in a relationship, but it seems that his love is not enough for me. I'm always thirsty and looking for someone to satisfy me in every way. I'm thinking of ending what we've started. Any advice?

I don't look my age and I like to keep it that way. I want to pull as many young men as I can, they're the only ones who has the stamina to satiate my burning desire. I also love it when they teach me new trends involving various toys.

One of my pet peeves is when I hear constant pen clicking. I work in an office and there's always a person who would incessantly play with their pens. It doesn't make me barmy, only annoyed and would have difficulty concentrating. I wonder is there's...

This ravishing lady is desperately gagging for endless fucking. A month without being grinded is like a week of being in an isolated place with no lights and food. If my looks make you randy, please put an end to this endless suffering of mine. I can...

I live in a small flat with my pretty bunny as my only companion. It's nice to feel free in my own space and not get judged if I watch porn in the living room loudly. What would make it better is a bloke who loves bunnies and shagging like one too.