Prepare yourself for nights of steamy talks. Have your tissue beside you as well as your sex toys if you need to. Because a lass whom your penis can't resist is finally here to make you hard and wet at the same time.

I'm still a working gal, believe it or not, and I supported myself all my life. It recently dawned to me how much time I've spent sitting in an office chair when I could be sitting a lad's lap. I hope it's not too late to be chasing joysticks.

A gent's head in between my thighs is a sight to be seen. I show my appreciation when they are enthusiastic and let them choose between getting to fuck my sizable knockers or a blowjob that would leave them dizzy. Most boys would end up dumbfounded a...

Being a horny old lady is quite a drag because there are not a lot of lads who will let a granny fuck them. I think the world will become a better place once young studs learn the importance of making old cougars happy.

Never got married nor had kids because I couldn't fathom getting tied down in that way. I am a free spirit who loves to do whatever or whomever I want. I've been told that older women like me are better at shagging than the young ones, but maybe that...

If you want to taste the best fish and chips in town, then you should please me first because I am the one who cooks it. I may not be great in bed, but I am sure as hell I am one of the best when it comes in the kitchen.