There are times that I fancy a stroll in the park with just a trench coat on. Nothing else, just a coat and a pair of heels. I think I could get away with it, I mean why would a middle-aged woman like me be up to no good?

My life is doing pretty well. Good job, nice friends, and a lovely home but still I have no one special in life. That's the only thing in my life that has to change. A friend of mine told me to just go to a bar to find someone, but fuck that! We've g...

I am done with the days of waiting around for my bore of a husband to make a move. It's been years since I've been shagged, bloody well not suffer any longer. I want to get back the moments I missed out on and maybe pick up some new tricks along the ...

I can be your main hoe or side chic. It doesn't matter to me as long as you can still give me the attention and satisfaction I deserve. My only desire is to have a man who can roughed me up in bed. I don't give a fuck if he has many girls. Just fuck ...

Whenever a lad hits up on me and asks me where I came from, I always tell them I came from a floating island in Gulliver's Travels. They laugh. Those little bastards don't know it's Laputa. Guess I'll have to change my address, whaddya think?

Lights on or lights off? When it's my first time to experience shagging, I wanted to have the lights off. If I like an intimate sex, I like scented candles around the room. Now that I can call myself a pro, I enjoy being fucked hard with the lights o...