It's a misconception that old people are bloody boring but that's far from the truth. I for one can still keep up with lads much younger and could even make them moan louder than any young lass there is.

I go on benders during the first weekend of the month and never missed it ever since it started. I can still hold my drink in and keep up with the energetic lads-- we be fucking in one of the pub's bathroom stalls. I don't look my age and I plan to t...

I dislike men who are arrogant. They make me annoyed. I'd be thrilled to be friends with a man who's smart but is not full of himself. A simple guy with a good heart is the one for me. I wonder if he can find me soon.

This lovely lady hasn't been fucked in ages! My fanny is very dry right at this moment and it would be really good if I'm able to find a bloke who can make it very wet before I can say knife. Should you be the bloke I'm looking for, DM me as soon as ...

I don't get people who are like a bear with a sore head. I mean, if they don't like something, why not do something about it instead of yakking and running their mouth. I am a candid and straightforward lass who will not back down when arguing the to...

Many men are enchanted my by mesmerising eyes. I can hear them gasp as I pass by the street or when riding the tube. I can't blame them, can't I? But, I'm not the typical lass who shags with anyone without the getting to know part.