I am the kind of woman who doesn't care about physical appearance. I don't give a fuck if you are as handsome as Leonardo Di Carpio on his prime or as ugly as Shrek on steroids. For me, good looks don't mean jack, especially if you can't satisfy my l...

I am completely mental when it comes to the things I do for my pleasure. I am the type of woman who only cares about my own happiness. I will not let a man ruin it for me, especially in the bedroom. I will not let my man cum unless he makes me cum ov...

Not getting the chance to wank or shag makes me feel barmy! I would like to at least have one orgasm on a daily basis, thank you very much. I am content doing it on my own, but where's the fun in that? Why not be a dear, and help a good woman out?

You don't have to adore me until we get old. What I'm only asking is for you to worship my body when we're in bed while we're young and able. I think you also ought to know that I have no intention to marry. You're safe in my pretty arms, honey. ;-)

If only I can turn back time, I would fuck all the lads I want until my cunt feels satisfied. It's depressing that I did not enjoy my youth too much. Now that I am old, I can't even do the things I want to do.

Having so many talents, I don't know where to start. Should I talk about my extraordinary talent in dancing or should I start with my fantastic skills in bed? Perhaps, I should tell you about the man of my dreams: he must love sex.