Whenever a lad hits up on me and asks me where I came from, I always tell them I came from a floating island in Gulliver's Travels. They laugh. Those little bastards don't know it's Laputa. Guess I'll have to change my address, whaddya think?

Fuck me like I am the prettiest slut you've ever seen in your life. I might be old, but my body can still compete when it comes to hotness. My mind is wild and naughty all the time. This mature lady can give you the experience you'll never receive if...

Been on dating sites for a while, but I decided to stop and went soul-searching. The experience was something I'll never want to be erased from my hard drive or should I say my sexy brain. I look forward to having more good memories.

The best way to make a hot and sexy lady such as myself fall for you is by bombarding me with sweet and thoughtful messages. I don't give a fuck if they make me cringe. I just want someone to send me something.

I’m looking for a bloke who can slap me, spank me and choke me. Someone who is hot, sexy and amazing enough to make me feel things I’ve never felt for quite some time now. My body just misses being pleased and punished at the same time.

All I want is a man who can make me feel safe around his arms as he chokes me and bangs me from behind. I have this weird attraction to being choked. I am not sure why but I only experience multiple explosive orgasms when I have difficulty breathing....