Massages are a blessing from the divine gods! I love receiving and giving them as a preparation to the main fucking event. Especially when you have weary joints like me, it is good to give a good rub down before doing any strenuous activity.

When I get bored and horny, I make myself cum using my dildo. I nicely put it in and out of my tight hole until my pussy is wet. Then I fiercely take it out then lick alll of my juice from it. It simply tastes so good.

Collecting costumes to use in the bedroom is my hobby. Dressing up and pretending to be someone else turns me on to no end. I like putting young lads in pretty harnesses, seeing how it strains against their broad shoulders or hugging their bulges jus...

Popping a bottle of cheap champagne for no apparent reason is one of the simple things that bring me joy. A good shag on the sofa, on the kitchen counter, on the bed, in the shower, or anywhere really, brings me delight and satisfaction.

A cuppa with a dash of whiskey and an electrical boyfriend in hand, that's how I would end my nights. I would love it if my dildo gets replaced with a real prick soon, I'm growing older and am getting a tad bit impatient.

I've had this recurring fantasy of stroking a bloke's cock until they cum all over my hands. And continue to do so until I feel them swelling up in my hold again. I know I can't resist giving a lick and suck too, a reward for being a good boy for me...