One of my pet peeves is when I hear constant pen clicking. I work in an office and there's always a person who would incessantly play with their pens. It doesn't make me barmy, only annoyed and would have difficulty concentrating. I wonder is there's...

I'm not a shallow bint, I value character and not physical characteristics. A buff bloke doesn't hold a candle to one who knows his way with words. I want to have conversations that would steer my imagination and keep me on the edge, awaiting for wha...

Wicked sense of humour and love to pull a few pranks along the way. I'm seeking a bloke who is not a bore, energetic and loud to match my own big personality. I speak my mind yet know when to behave and accept my blunders.

It may not really obvious but I have a mind that is dirty enough for a lad's knob to be hard and throbbing. And what I want right now is to find a lad who is more than willing to know the things running on my dirty mind.

Run your tongue on my back while caressing my baps. Don't stop until you hear me gasp. Make me want you even in my dreams with your erotic touch. Feel my wetness and put your knob into my fanny. Ride me. Fill my nights with awesome shagging.

They say all women are born equal. If that's the case, then I might be hatched from an egg because I am better than everyone else in everything that I do. I don't mean to brag, but just take a good look at my body. How can a human give birth to a god...