Recently gotten into writing smutty fanfiction. Not the best past time according to a few mates but it's bloody fun so I'll keep at it. So far the shagging is kept to the fictional realm but I hope someone plans to rectify that soon.

Young blokes do know how to handle older women, I was rather surprised. Though if I were to choose, I'd pick the ones who know how to follow orders but cheeky enough to want to get punished. I love having to spank an arse until it blushes.

Not getting the chance to wank or shag makes me feel barmy! I would like to at least have one orgasm on a daily basis, thank you very much. I am content doing it on my own, but where's the fun in that? Why not be a dear, and help a good woman out?

Bear in mind that not all old people are a bore, some of us still go out and about and paint the town red. I for one always have mischief in my mind and get pretty cheeky when a lad comes around showering me with flirty compliments.

People say that money can't buy happiness, but a shitload of money can get me a large pizza and a bottle of Domaine de la Romanee-Conti. If that doesn't make me happy, I don't know what will. Do you agree with me? You are free to challenge my opinion...

A man I've had a one night stand before said that I laugh sexily, and it made him so aroused; he got an erection. What he said still puts a smile on my face, for I'm sure I will continue to have men sweat and be randy with the way I tease them with m...