I'm not looking for love. I'm not looking for a strong man to protect me. I'm self-reliant, and I'm not expecting a man to be with me 24 hrs or a man who's one call away. What I'm yearning is a huge knob that would pound my fanny in ways unimaginable...

I want to become the greatest lady in the world in terms of pleasing a man. For that to happen, I will need a lot of practice. I am looking for a bloke willing to be with me as I hone my skills. Let me try out my talents for you. I assure you that yo...

Men who have backs as strong as an ancient, solid wall leave me breathless. It means that they have the power to protect me. On the flip side, I'm sure they can be barbaric during sex which is what I desire.

Dae ye fancy orders? I fancy being in control and taking charge in wanking chariot. I can drive and ride ye till ye cum or make noises. My touch can be stimulating and relaxing. Just finding the man who can be a true pleaser.

Between loving and fucking, I would definitely choose fucking. Well, I really think that loving is only for those hopeless romantics out there. And on the other hand, fucking is for those uncontrollably wild and naughty ladies like me.

Grabbing a pint at the first pub I walk through as soon as I clock out on Fridays is one of the most fulfilling events of my week, been doing it for years. What would make it better is a gent who'd let me tie him to a chair and play with him like the...