My perfect day would consist of a few cans of cold Guinness, salty pretzels mixed in with some crisps, and pornography. I don't really need a toy to wank, I have my dainty fingers for that. I do hope that it gets replaced with manlier digits soon.

Stress from my work has made me always on edge and angry. I have this difficulty of defusing my emotiong using usual methods to have fun. It seems that drinking and shagging is the only thing that helps me relieve this stress. Do you think you can be...

I am sure there are a lot of girls who you may find more attractive than me, but I am sure that they can't fuck you the way I can. I have the looks, the experience, and the stamina to fuck you out of this world if I want to do it.

My cute hands dance with me when I talk about things I love like cooking and gardening. I started to love cooking just recently. But gardening is a different thing. Ever since I was a child, I've grown flowers.

When I was younger, a lot of blokes tried different things just to get my attention. However, now that I am old, only a few turn their heads my way. I know that I can't do anything about growing old, but I miss all the glamour and attention I had whe...

Hallowe'en is coming up my favourite holiday. I get to bung house parties and meet handsome bachelors. Hook up and flings for now. Not getting into a serious relationship until I'm sexually satisfied. So just looking for someone to share intimacy wit...