When I was younger, I believed in fairytales and in love. But as I became older, I realized that those two are full of shit. No, I am not bitter. I guess now I just know better than to be deceived by love.

I find it bullocks how most people think that old ladies are a bunch of bores. On the contrary, I for one go to pubs to flirt around with fit blokes and maybe take them to my flat to play with. I live life to the fullest and I am loving every second ...

Writing something about myself is never my cup of tea. It’s just that describing myself sometimes feels like I might over-egg the pudding. As such, if you are interested in me and you have any questions, feel free to send me a private message, some...

If you want to be truly happy in your life, you should choose a lass who can understand you and accept you for who you are. Sadly, I am not that lady. All I want is someone to flirt and tease with. So, if that's what you are looking for, then feel fr...

Cuddling, snuggling, snogging or making out. These are just a few of the many things I want to date with a bleedin' special someone. But sadly, I’m currently single, and that certain person is not here by my side yet. So here I am, looking for some...

I am getting sick and tired of playing with myself. My fingers and toys have reached their limit. They are not giving me the pleasure they used to provide before. I think I need the real thing for now. I hope someone here would find it in their heart...