I get off at weekends when I'm wasted. It makes getting off more exciting. When I'm hammered, smashed, plastered, I do stuffs that make blokes go mad. Some I don't remember, they just tell me in the morning and they say they love it.

Whenever a lad hits up on me and asks me where I came from, I always tell them I came from a floating island in Gulliver's Travels. They laugh. Those little bastards don't know it's Laputa. Guess I'll have to change my address, whaddya think?

Many men are enchanted my by mesmerising eyes. I can hear them gasp as I pass by the street or when riding the tube. I can't blame them, can't I? But, I'm not the typical lass who shags with anyone without the getting to know part.

What you need to know about me is that I am not good at starting conversations nor being friendly with strangers. But do you know what I am actually good at? That would be making any man moan and scream from pleasure. Fancy being with me?

I'm not in a hurry to be married, for I still want to play. "Cease the moment" is my motto in life. To have complete sexual satisfaction is my goal as of the moment. If you're that type who doesn't take things seriously, we're definitely a good match...

If I could only lick and suck a lad's knob right now, I would do it. Just so you know, it has been a while since the last time I had a sexual encounter but despite that, I truly believe that I'm still capable of making any lad cum and make him feel a...