Having me is dangerous. I'm untamable. But if I've hurt your ego... If taming me is a challenging activity for you... send me the hottest message that'll drop my knickers. Only then will I know that you're the one I deserve

Opening a bottle of wine at the end of a tiring day has become a long standing tradition for me. I am now old but still single yet have not found anyone to mingle with. I am lucky to keep my office job but lately I've been wondering if there is more ...

There are so many things you can do with my enchanting bum. We can do anal while on a cruise. Don't forget the various sex positions for anal, luv. Spank my nice derrière when I misbehave. Fuck my hole using your tongue.

Playing the role of a naughty school girl is my ultimate kink. Especially if my partner is a bloke half my age, I always refer to them as my professor as a sign of respect. I even keep a few uniforms in my closet to use whenever I need to.

Pros: - I give a good jobby. - I don't have a gag reflex. - My feet are soft. - I like snogging in cars. Cons: - I can't reach the top shelf without the help of a ladder. - Drinks excessively. - Will hog the sheets.

There are times when I get sad without any reason at all and when those times happen, I usually touch my axe wound in order to compensate for my sadness. And to be honest, it actually works most of the time! So, whenever I get sad, I guess you alread...