What I really like about myself when I get is the fact that I actually do some weird things like playing with my pussy and vagina while in the bathtub. Then I always end up masturbating by putting a bottle of cider into my tight wet cunt!!!! Mmmm

The best thing about me is my saggy tits. I know that some may find it a turn off, but I am sure there are still a handful of lads who are into old lady's breasts. I assure you will not be disappointed in them.

I'm like an old soul trapped inside a young dame's body. I fancy vintage cars, old melody, Marilyn Monroe's sense of fashion and when it comes to sex, I'd prefer the old-school position, also known as the ''missionary position."

Perfectionist. Organized. Responsible. But that doesn't mean that I don't know how to let go of control and let pleasure take over. There are times though that I can't get out of my head and try to take over the situation, wanting to be on top and r...

The type of man that tickles my senses is like Sherlock in the British crime television series; someone who's mysterious and smart, except his being high-functioning sociopath personality because I'm not interested to be with a cold-hearted bloke.

Lots of people ask me about my ideal lad and I don't know what to tell them. Because the truth is, I am okay with any lad who comes in my way. It will just be a bonus if he knows how to use his dangly-bits really well.