It may not really obvious but I have a mind that is dirty enough for a lad's knob to be hard and throbbing. And what I want right now is to find a lad who is more than willing to know the things running on my dirty mind.

Whenever a lad hits up on me and asks me where I came from, I always tell them I came from a floating island in Gulliver's Travels. They laugh. Those little bastards don't know it's Laputa. Guess I'll have to change my address, whaddya think?

A play-by-play recap when I'm out with my friends is the reason why I'm allergic to serious relationships. Even if a bloke is handsome and makes an effort to spend the day with me or to help me with grocery shopping, I still say no. A no strings atta...

My life is already as dull as ditchwater. Well, nothing excites me anymore and what's worse is that I'm having a hard time getting aroused. With that, the reason why I'm here is to seek someone who can help me with my present situation. So, it would ...

Never have I ever tried dogging. It's on my bucket list and I look forward to ticking it off when the time comes. Soon I hope-- because I am gagging for a good hard shag! I am also thinking of living the fantasy of getting fingered in a cinema.

A glass of fine whiskey is my solution for cold nights alone. When I feel raunchy, I bust out my collection of pleasure aides and start to wank off in front of the mirror. Sometimes I wonder what it would feel like to have a bloke watch me while I ma...