Sexting has become one my favourite pastime. I always appreciated written words of any form, digital or by hand. Mobile phones used to intimidate me but now I can't go anywhere without it. I would even go as far as send racy messages while riding the...

Whenever a lad hits up on me and asks me where I came from, I always tell them I came from a floating island in Gulliver's Travels. They laugh. Those little bastards don't know it's Laputa. Guess I'll have to change my address, whaddya think?

I am looking for a bloke who can take me to the moon and back to Earth. That is impossible, I know, so why don’t we try the next best thing. How about a man could take me to cloud nine instead? Is there anyone out here who is up for the challenge?

I'm not here to find relationships, serious attachments, and commitments. I only came here to search for someone who I can be friends with. And by friends, I mean someone who I can talk dirty with without any malice at all.

A strong man attracts me. He walks confidently, and it seems that nothing can stop him from doing what he wants. That's my type. And I like to play a damsel in distress, a sexy one who'll turn him on.

The packaging doesn't matter, it's the contents that should leave you speechless. The filthy gifts that I have in mind will have you panting and I have no qualms about making your wishes come true. Strip off my wrapping and I'll surely not disappoint...