After spending so many years wallowing pain and grief over a failed relationship, I am now ready to go back to the game. I've been sidelined for so long, I kind of forgot the rules and how to play. It would be great if someone can show me the ropes a...

I like it when people stare at me and think that I am this quiet, simple girl, that I'm not capable of doing certain things. l just laugh because they don't know the dirty little freak that I am.

I value comfort over being fashionable. I'd often be found in my flat wearing nothing but a white shirt and thigh high socks. I stay in rather than go out and party. Heavy snogging on the couch over uncomfortable groping in a bathroom stall.

A bacon sandwich paired with a builder's tea is my favourite breakfast. For dinner, I favour authentic Italian pasta or rice and curry. I'm not so picky, but when it comes to food that I fancy, they have to be cooked deliciously and with love.

Not attracted with arrogant men who think that they own the world. I'm fascinated with men who are true gentlemen. Those who ask what I'd like for lunch and those who open doors for me. They may be simple gestures, but they always make my heart melt.

Whenever I shower, I can't resist giving my baps a cheeky squeeze or my cunt a teasing caress. It would be more preferable if it were a bloke's rough hands running up and down my wrinkled yet supple body. Massaging and groping me until I'm putty in t...