I call myself a career woman, but I also love to spend my weekends lounging around on the couch and watching pornography. I think I get the best of two worlds. When I've had a tough day, I'd grab a glass of wine and just wank my worries away.

It doesn't take a lot to excite an old lady like myself, just need flirty words and roaming hands. I'd be a right mess when I hear naughty promises, anticipating if they're going to push through with them or keep me waiting until I start begging.

I've been on best dates, and that means I've also been on worst dates which I'm not afraid to admit. They're all fun but, right now, I'm not yet ready to date another bloke. I'm looking for someone who's fine with chatting with me until I'm ready. If...

I know I’m still young but please do not associate my youthfulness for innocence. I think we all know that not all youngsters are innocent. Just so you know, I’m ready to shock everyone with my knowledge in bed. Do you think you will ever be read...

It has been long since I visited a watering hole and all I can say is I miss the taste of alcohol. I also miss being three sheets in the wind with a bunch of my mates. But what I miss the most about the watering holes is flirting around with some nic...

Breaking out of the habit of wallowing, I've decided that I don't want to spend the days I have left alone. I've been lonely for quite some time, with only my hands to satisfy me. Now I'm looking for a different caress, one delivered by manly hands r...