Do you want to drink beer or watch TV to relax? Or do you want to read books in bed? That's lovely. Because I can be your partner who loves reading and drinking beer, though I have to admit red wine is better. You know what else I fancy in bed? A goo...

When I hear the words "please, Mistress", it's like a switch flips inside my brain and I turn into this powerful woman who knows how to take charge. I may look like any old middle aged lady walking down the streets, but in the bedroom I don't hold ba...

Lots of people ask me about my ideal lad and I don't know what to tell them. Because the truth is, I am okay with any lad who comes in my way. It will just be a bonus if he knows how to use his dangly-bits really well.

I'm horny all the time and I act in the naughtiest ways you can ever think of. The reason why I came here is that I haven't been with a lad who can handle me completely and I'm hoping that this is the place where I can finally find him.

Not all women are brought to this world with sugars and rainbows. There are some who have been sprinkled with a little bit of bitterness and some pebbles. I am the latter and if that’s what you’re looking for, then why don’t you leave me a vagu...

I bloody want my bloke to be from Star Wars, a Jedi-Knight-type with a stiff and deadly lightsaber we can toy together with by midnight. I always get a legendary Yoda-kind-of bloke. Green and little. I'm gonna tell yeh I'm far from being chuffed abou...