I always love hearing a good dad joke. I know someone would say they're insufferable but I don't really care. If you're the type of lad that has oodles of 'em then drop me a chat, I'd fancy getting to know you better.

Grab me by the waist. Pull me closer. Let me hear you breathing. Kiss me. Let's ride a boat to the world of lasciviousness. Let's be hungry for each other. Time passes by quickly. We shouldn't waste time.

I assure you that despite my age, my skills in bed are still outstanding and commendable. I may not have the young and sexy body that I had before but at least, I still know the finest bed techniques that every man will surely enjoy.

I am not getting any younger and therefore, wanting to get close to me will be nothing but easy peasy. I’m not looking for much, all I want is a lad who is focused, motivated and intellectual. But more importantly, I’m craving a mate who I can sp...

Being stuck in the same situation for a long time brings boredom to my life. It's as if I can't get out of it. Who would like to add colour to this mundane routine I have? To cheer it up a little bit? Anyone?

A good smut is always the best way to get my knickers wet. Thinking about what if what I'm reading would happen to me. What if a fit lad walks into my bedroom door and asks me if he can have his way with me, to become the mistress he wants to please ...