As a creative lady, I like to stay busy, and I need someone that can slow me down and can teach me how to relax. I may come as a little too blunt and too honest, but I can assure you that I'm good fun.

The best way for you to get into my pants is by telling me what kind of anal experience you are willing to let me experience. I want to be with a guy who will not hesitate to voice out his inner desires. Feel free to inform me how you plan to destroy...

It doesn't take a lot to excite an old lady like myself, just need flirty words and roaming hands. I'd be a right mess when I hear naughty promises, anticipating if they're going to push through with them or keep me waiting until I start begging.

I've had a battery-operated boyfriend for the past 5 years and it does more good to me than my prick of an ex-husband if we're being honest. I'm still craving for a well hung lad though, nothing beats the elementary kind of fucking.

Sense of humor? Don't be afraid to approach me or rather to send me a message because you think you might not be able to make me laugh. Sense of humor is not as important as shagging, don't you think so?

One reason why I am here is that I want someone who can keep me from feeling lonely ever again. I want someone who can keep me company in any way that he can think of. If you are the lad I'm searching for, please give me a message.