About me: I work at a corporate office. I can say that I have a good career which should be enough to keep me happy. But, I have this empty feeling every time I go home to my flat. And I realised, I forgot the word "boff" for a while. About him:...

I'm looking for a man that can make me cum using just his fingers; whilst I'm leaning on the minibar and legs apart. Slowly fak me on the floor. If thou 're interested, let me know how hard thou want me to suck thou.

I listen to podcasts when I don't want my eyes to get tired from looking at the screen for too long and when I want to learn more about sex and other stuffs. If I'm not with my phone, I'm reading a book while drinking coffee.

I am beautiful on the inside as I am on the outside. Even though I’m no longer that young, I still enjoy outdoor activities like hiking, running and jogging. In the evening, I also like going to the local pub for a quick evening drink, unless I get...

Not getting the chance to wank or shag makes me feel barmy! I would like to at least have one orgasm on a daily basis, thank you very much. I am content doing it on my own, but where's the fun in that? Why not be a dear, and help a good woman out?

Humour is the best way to get my attention. I don't care if it's dark, racist, or hurtful. As long as you make me laugh with your sense of humour, then I'll be happy to chat with all day long. Send me your funniest joke and let's jumpstart our conver...