Reading smutty fanfiction during my downtime is my only source of satisfaction nowadays, aside from doing my academic responsibilities. I am still hopeful that the right bloke would come around and let me experience what I read during the night.

For most girls, great eyebrows are life. As for me, great eyebrows, food, and heavenly sex are what put a big smile on my pretty face. I can stay in my bedroom for the whole 24 hours getting off with a handsome bloke.

Not a stand-up comedian, but I made my ex laughed with my funny faces and by making fun of things around. I do have my own sense of humour, and it just comes out naturally. I never want to fake anything.

Please don't mistake my friendliness for being flirt. Sorry to disappoint, but I am not that kind of lass. I am usually nice to guys, even with strangers. If you want to know the difference between me being friendly and flirty, give me a quick hello....

Me: 30-year-old female with a generally positive outlook on life, living alone, no piercing, zero tattoos, one car, one cat, and one (slightly used) vagina.

Don't be mistaken by my age. Despite being a tad older compared to other girls in here, my lust for hardcore fucking is still as high as ever. I am looking for a guy who can quench my thirst for a man's touch. Someone who can let me experience heaven...